OMG I Was Chatting with Phoenix_Remind

Man, believe it or not, I chatted with Phoenix_Remind, a Korean Pro-Gamer of Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. I looked into my Kalimdor's ID friends list and I saw him so decided to chat with him. At first, I thought he was going to ignore a stranger like me but he didn't! That's made me like him much. He's humble and tried to answer all the questions I've asked while he was in a PRIVATE GAME. Damn me, I chatted with him in not a suitable time. Haizzzz...

Well, here's his Ladder Profile.

His phucking records are far more better than mine. 1000 times better though. = =" I'm just his shit! Sigh~


1. Conversations between Phoenix_Remind and I, click the picture to enlarge.

In case you can't read clearly from the picture, I'll write them down here.

Boomstick: yo remind...how r u doing in clan SK?
Phoenix_Remind: very well thanks
Boomstick: well, i got a stupid question to ask
Boomstick: how long u play per day?
Phoenix_Remind: 5 hours
Boomstick: hmmm~..good...im not good in warcraft = ="
Boomstick: any suggestion to improve my micro and macro?
Boomstick: is APM really important?
Phoenix_Remind: mass ladder watch replay a lot think a lot
Boomstick: hmmm~...okay...anyway thanks for ur suggestion
Boomstick: i thought u r going to ignore ur fans
Boomstick: im a big fan of yours
Boomstick: but im not a NE player..pity

Conversation ended.

I speak a lot of nonsense...sigh. Next time I need to prepare a lot of questions 1st before chatting with him. I have a lot of questions though...but the moment I chatted with him, I forgot what are the questions. Damn! And I think that he might felt that I'm phucking annoying...haha.

It's my honor to chat with him though he replied only 3 messages to me. haha. So, to improve your phucking micro and macro skills, you have to mass ladder, watch replays a lot and think a lot.

Last Day as a Cashier

Finally, it's time to say GG to Old Town. No, the boss didn't fire me. I quit the job myself as I was told by my friend that Exam is coming soon, so I decided to quit the job as soon as possible.

Nothing special today, just like usual. Some customers diao, some not.

Tomorrow have to attend Economics revision class though. This time I want to get higher marks so that I can boost up my CGPA. Holy craps to the previous exam that I've done very badly. Hopefully, this time I may get a better results.

Tired. Ciao~

This Time You Can't Escape

Remember there's an old lady owing me RM11.66 that she forgot to pay the bill and ran away.

Today, I saw her once again. I don't know if she forgot to pay or purposely don't want to pay the bill. She did that today again. The moment I saw her coming to the cafe, without hesitation, I asked my colleague to notice her for me. She keep asking for a lot of stuff, like giving her chilly, pour a little bit more water to the coffee because it's too sweet. My god, so many macam-macam punya.

Okay...when she finished eating...it's time for her to "escape", but colleague saw her and asked me to come out quickly to stop her. YES! Finally, she couldn't escape from me! I used very bad tone to talk to her saying that "YOU FORGOT TO PAY!" Cao cibai, you think I'm a new cashier there, you want to bully me is it? Let you bully the 1st time is enough for me, no 2nd time dude. I don't care what age you are. 90 years old lady I also DIAO you, only if you do it on purpose of course! Phuck off!

Lucky for me for not paying any extra money. Kaka...ok la....tired. Ciao~

Hoooraaaaay

It's nice to see the boss being helpless. Yeah, I was late and she got no one to help her out. She was in a really bad tempered, I can see that from her face. Well, she wanted to scold me rather she used another way to tell me that I was late. Scold ma scold lar...used nice tone to tell me that I was late for what? Being sarcastic? Chill~ I don't mind you scolded me, I was happy enough to see you helplessly.

You know what...she told me I late made her "kelam-kabut". Hahahahahahaha...the moment I heard that...man~ I felt great! When you were around with me, you can see her kelam-kabut face. It's like as if she didn't know what she was doing. Customer ordering foods and she kept keyed in the wrong foods' code number. She's a cashier for replacing my place because I was late which means she had to be a cashier and waiter. In short, 2 in 1. Haha..now you should know our cashier's difficulties. Earlier, I've told you, you should employ more workers and cashier should be in cashier position instead of doing 2 jobs in a time. You deserved it! Is it when a woman reaching some age will become stingy person? I don't know though. Haha! Don't care about that much, what I'm feeling now is that the boss deserved what she deserved! Thumbs up to you, my boss!

Besides that, I've bought another new Razer Product. Razer eXactMat - we call it mouse pad. Hey brother, if you read this post, don't ask me to buy you a mouse ah. :P Haha...


1. The cover of Razer eXactMat.


2. My Razer Copperhead with my newly bought Razer eXactMat.

Razer eXactMat Features:
- eXactMat, the mousing surface designed for precise movements.
- Two-sided, longer-lasting anodized aluminium mousing surfaces.
- SPEED side for high-sensitivity gamers.
- CONTROL side for low-sensitivity gamers.
- Over-sized and uniquely-shaped, 10.4" x 13" x0.1" (256 x 330 x 2.5 mm).
- Jet-black with Razer green logo.
- Non-slip, anti-reflective, abrasion resistant hard coat.
- Specifically designed to support ALL opto-mechanical and optical mice.
- Custom ergo wrist rest with memory conformance.

Chill~...next target Razer's Keyboard! Quite expensive though. RM312 = ="". After working, I think I have enough money to buy. Hehe.. ^^

Direct Selling?

It's very common to hear direct selling these days. So, I cut short the damn definition.

8 days after working at Old Town, I decided to use some kind of direct selling strategies to make my boss's business getting worst. But how? Yeah, through direct selling style. As you all know, direct selling is like you are giving a free advertisement to your sponsorship right? To make you more clearer, I'll ask you a simple question. If you are sick(serious sickness of course), which country will you choose to have your operation, United States or India? Normally, we would have chosen United States right? Man..don't lie to me saying that India! United States is using some kind of like a direct selling style to advertise about their technologies but in fact, India has the best doctors. Our mind have been set that U.S has a better technology, that's why we choose U.S hospital.

So now, what I want to do is using direct selling style to make my boss's coffee shop losing reputations and monthly income(maybe not much, but some will be fine). How am I going to do? Well, simple, I'll just giving out a bad bad service like...

- slow motion - walk slow, count the money slow, etc.
- don't clean my cloth for days - maybe will come out the "smell" from my sweat. Well, first impression is important though.

Okay, something like that. Then the customer dulan of the services and will tell another one about the bad service in this coffee shop. Slowly....they telling more and more people. In Chinese, we call it 一传十，十传百. It's just a beginning, maybe it won't have much effects for the 1st few months. Perhaps...6 months? Depends on the "free advertisement" from the customers.

Really fed up with the boss already. Sien~ I don't mean the coffee shop is not good, the foods and drinks there are nice just the boss is really pissing me off! The way she manage the coffee shop is like employees abuse. Save cost, save cost....save lan ah? I tell you, if you still continue your phucking attitude like that, your coffee shop will bankrupt one day.

Phuck! _|_

Customers vs Waiters

Yes, it's true that "Customer is always right", but for a waiter like me, "customer is not always right".

Today, a customer who sat on table no.43, you phucking moron! Okay, it's our fault to have bad service(slow to get you the foods you ordered), but in the end, the food was still in front of your face and you ate it. And you phucking cibai brain damage or never drink your mom's milk is it to not pay the foods money? Saying that...the foods too slow to come and you not going to pay the money for it. Macibai...if you don't want to pay....PLEASE VOMIT THE FOOD IN FRONT OF ME(not on me of course you phucking idiot)!!!! I don't care how you want to vomit, as long you vomit those food back to me, you are free to go. Dare not to pay lah! Kanineh! Look at your face, I already know you have reached 40+ years old. So old liao, still wanna act HIONG is it? Old liao go and eat the remaining foods behind the kitchen's dustbin la...since you want to save the money! Let your phucking child to eat what I ate today, yes, I can't finished the food today, so I threw it on the dustbin. Let him have my "food". Go ahead, I don't mind. It's FREE of CHARGE. Go!

Supposedly, if you have eaten the food, you have to pay, only without paying the SERVICE CHARGE! It's our fault for not giving the best services to the customer. If you don't want to pay, don't eat it. Be an educated person, don't act like a retarded person in front of me. You're just fooling yourself and you look dumb, yes I mean you la cibai not paying the food money! Luckily the tauke nio cancel the food, otherwise..I'm going to pay that shit for you with my own phucking money! And that time, I don't know what I am going to do after my working hours. Wearing the Old Town uniform, I can't do anything but after taking off my uniform, we have the same rank and you are going to be dead! I'm going to ask you to double pay to me!

Some customers are very nice, they know we are just working under the boss, so they won't make you uncomfortable. They know if they don't want to pay the money, the cashier should pay the money for them. Thumbs up to you, an Indian customer. You have my support.

In conclusion, customer is not always right in waiters' eyes. Don't fool the waiter and make them difficult or you will be...I don't know...ha! Ciao~

Full of Anger

I'm really tired of the stingy and brainless boss. Today...I have to pay for the phucking customer bill because she forgot to pay. It's RM11.66 wei...almost my 3 hours salary! Damn it!

I dulan and discussed about this problem to my boss. I asked her to change the system, cashier should stands in cashier position instead of cashier + waiter. In chinese we called it "1 heart cannot 2 use" - 一心不能二用. How come a cashier become a waiter and waiter become a cashier? Use your brain la boss. Tell me, how am I suppose to "alert" for so many things around me in 1 time? I have to notice the coming customers, the money(in case stolen), wipe the table, sweep the floor, put the plates in the kitchen. When I'm in the kitchen, how am I going to notice if the customers running away without paying the bill? Is that my responsibility to pay the money for him? Old Town is your company, not my company. I'm not suppose to pay the money for you. I pay only if I change the money to the customers wrongly, and that's my responsibility. For example, if blackout occurs during the night, you can't run your business well, and customers just run off without paying. Is that my responsibility to pay their bills for you? Hell no...you should claim the money from the government or the authorities who is in charge of blackout (for example SESCO) instead of me. Old Town is not my company, how come I pay the bills for them? This is not my problem, this is your problem - you suay. I'll check up for workers' rights before telling you all about this.

Tomorrow, I'll discuss about this to the boss. Hmph! Beh song liao! If salary remain the same or still don't want to change the phucking systems, I'm going to resign. Ciao~

Very Stingy Boss that I've Ever Met

Boss, do you know that you are too phucking stingy? 1 month you can earn a net profit around 40k-50k and you phucking idiot need to "save" the money that is needed to spend or not? Idiot! No wonder a lot of the customers told me that "everytime I go to Old Town, I see a lot of new staffs". What is that suppose to mean? Means...you are phucking STINGY, that's why many of the employees resigned, you phucking piece of nipples!

Features of my boss:
1. Don't want to employ more workers.

2. She washes the plates and makes drinks by herself.

3. Tips which given by the customers belongs to hers <---you are really a damn shit!

4. Paying RM600 to foreign workers which work from 8.00a.m - 12.00 mid night. That is 16 hours and you phucking pussy itchy is it to pay so damn less to your workers? RM600 eat what?

5. Okay...boss gives us a very "good" meal after break. 1 small piece of drumstick and white rice, that's all! Puki Tiang...1 small piece of drumstick, eat lan ah? Everyday drink your breast milk can lah. Drumstick wor!

6. Cashier does more works than a normal cashier - in this phucking OLD TOWN, cashier need to be a waiter, a drinks maker, washing plates, collecting money and so forth! Boss ah, your management and system really poor lah. Cashier should be cashier, waiter/waitress should be what they are. Use your phucking brain la. Majibai!

7. Usually, while we are working for 8 hours, you have lunch time right? But this phucking idiot boss - when finished eating...continue your work. Lao ca boh, at least giving us 30 minutes to rest la....ngiao ji! Or if you don't want to let us rest, employ more workers you phucking nincompoop!

That's all I've noticed this brainless boss so far. If I've noticed some more from her...I'll list them out. Well, today...it's my fault for not being alert on the customers that they forgot to pay the bill before going. Yeah...I paid RM3.74 for nothing. Suay~

Tired...rest 1st...ciao!

Phucking Piece of Shits

I felt very very shitty everytime my computer went wrong. I don't really know what's the problem with my computer...it keeps broken and broken. Last time, hardisk(bad sector), power supply, DVD-ROM and now...turns to graphic card and motherboard! What the phuck is with my computer huh?

If I'm not mistaken, the problem is over heat. While playing games, temperature boosts up to around 70 celcius with Pentium 4 installed. The technician told me that...Pentium 4 should be around 60 celcius. Man~...looks like really over heat.

So...this time, I brought my computer to fix and see what exactly the problem is. Besides asking them to check the problem for me, I asked them to install hardisk cooling fan and the one I don't know what is it called....er...I think it is called vacuum cleaner(something like that) to sweep away the dust inside the casing.

By the way...my computer is around 1 and a half years old. So fast getting old meh? This broken that broken one. Not enough money to "cure" your sickness wei. You have to take care of yourself, ha!

Tired after coming back from working. Sleep 1st..ciao!

Happy and Tiring Day

Today is my first day working at Old Town, Sg Long. I'm now in a testing period so I worked for 4 hours. This testing period last for 3 days if I'm not mistaken.

Today is the 1st week of Saturday, so a lot of government servants do not work, pity for me that I have to serve a lot of customers, god damn it. Tiring leh~...I've been a long time didn't exercise after going home, my legs getting pain. = ="

As for the happy stuff.....

I bought a new mouse - Razer Copperhead cost me RM195. Please if you want to buy Razer Products, do not go to the "3rd floor computer shop"(I don't want to name the company's name) as they are selling more expensive than the "top floor shop". You know what, Razer Copperhead sells at RM240 at the 3rd floor computer shop while RM195 at the "top floor shop". Phucking piece of shit...I nearly got cheated. Razer Mousepad selling at RM70 only while the "3rd floor shop" selling RM120! What the phuck? And I saw Razer Earphone, damn, RM360!!! Damn expensive wei.

By the way...here's my Copperhead:

1. I chose blue light Copperhead though. ^^


2. Razer Copperhead's Cover. Damn sui right?

Razer Copperhead's Features:
- 2000 DPI laser powered by Razer Precision
- 1000 Hz ultrapolling/1 ms response
- 32kb onboard memory powered by razer synapse
- 7 programmable, ultra large non-slip buttons with hyperesponse
- 16-bit data channel
- zero-acoustic ultraslick teflon feet
- always-on instant response
- award-winning on-the-fly sensitivity drivers
- up to 3 customizable weights and dummy side buttons

Specialties:
- 7 foot, high tensile strength, light-weight mouse cord
- scroll whell with 24 individual click positions
- ultra-large mouse buttons with anti-slip coating
- logo on the mouse lights up
- rubber side rails for improved grip
- gold plated USB connector.

That's all for now, tiring...ciao!

Looking for a Job

Wasted a lot of times already so decided to find a job. This afternoon I went to Old Town(coffee shop) to find a waiter position job. Nope, I don't want to be a cashier as I scared I miss place or count the money wrongly and Tauke Nio deducts my salary. So, cashier position is excluded.

Well, Sg. Long's Old Town is quite a busy coffee shop until the Tauke Nio need to come down to work as well. Yeap, Old Town is running by 2 ladies. From what I've known that these 2 Tauke Nios are kind of stingy. They said they wanted to cut the cost for not employing too much workers. What the phuck? I saw 2 waiters only while the shop nearly full house. 2 waiters is not enough man. Maybe enough for you but not for the waiters. They are tiring, run here run there. Besides, a lot of the customers complained about the services for being too slow. Of course slow la, so few waiters. I even saw the worker who is in charge of the kitchen coming out to serve the customers. Holy shit~

Okay~ during the peak seasons, the salaries remain the same. Man~ you earn so much and there's no welfare or giving out at least double salary? You're too stingy man, do you know that? But I'm still stupid enough to find a job from you because your coffee shop is near to my house. Damn!

Well, actually, I'm still waiting for them to phone me. I've given them my contact number. Hope to hear the good news. Okay la~...ciao!

If You Were Mine

I was so boring with my outdated songs in my PC, no I don't mean the songs are outdated, just tired of hearing the same songs everyday. Quite boring though. So, I asked a friend of mine sent me some songs for me and she sent me a very relaxing song, "If You Were Mine" by Marcos Hernandez.

Very nice man~ sentimental, relaxing, soft and blah blah. I don't know how to express the cool musics, voices and the bass. Usually, I prefer R&B type of songs but this song really touched my heart. Meaningful lyric.

For those men who have a girl friend out there, this song suits you. When you are having candlelight dinner with your girlfriend or wife, switch your phucking MY FM channel to If You Were Mine. Very romantic wei.

Check it Out


Lyric:
(CHORUS)
If you were mine
I’d be your everything
And you'd be the only thing
That I would ever need

If you were mine
I would tell everyone
That you are the only one
That I could ever want

Ohh yea

(VERSE 1)
Everything that I dream about
Everything that I talk about
One thing that I
cant live without
I wanna get closer to you
Can’t stand being far away
Knowing that you don’t
feel the same way
But you then bring
tears to your eyes

(CHORUS)

(VERSE 2)
All the words I sing about
All the letters I cried about
The only thing I wanna hear about
So can I get closer to you?

I know there’s someone else
But he’s only thinking of himself
Doesn’t make any sense
for you to be lonely

(CHORUS)

Let me be the one you share your
Hopes and dreams with
You’ll never be lonely again
Cause I will hold you endlessly

Please don’t be afraid
To let your broken
heart guide you
Into these open arms
That long to surround you

Baby
(CHORUS)
(repeat 2x)

ohh yeah

1. Marcos Hernandez. Cool right?

Warcraft Map Hacking?

Well to tell you the truth the map hackers out there, you guys are really pissed off. Are you really satisfied winning the game by map hacking? Maybe you enjoy it because to be honest, it's really fun when you know where your opponents are and find them to kick their asses. Yeah, I mean DotA. Very obvious man~...use your map hack cleverly brother.

How to avoid map hacking? I think there's no solution for that because there's no anti maphack tools so far. In order to phuck those map hacker...the way you deal with them is own yourself a maphack software. Fair game - map hack vs map hack. Fair ma what.

For Warcraft III, I usually use Shadow French as my map hack tool. It's easy to use, just open it and done.


1. Maphack software - Shadow French. Below the left corner there are OFF and ON, just pick the version of your Warcraft III and then click ON. The rest the phucking maphack tool will do for you.

I don't like map hacking though, those phucking map hackers forced me to do so. And you know what? Those map hackers even can't kill my phucking damn Hero? Damn lame. Use your maphack tool wisely man and learn your skills to counter me! Pathetic.

WC3Banlist

Ever gets irritated by the leavers from DotA? After your opponents getting owned, they leave. Kena 1st Blood, they leave. Countdown leaver? The most irritating one is the countdown leaver. When the game starting in 5, 4, 3...the phucker quit the game. Go to hell you guys! Is that really fun? It's damn annoying you know. Is there any problem with your brain?

I found it quite useful with this software. You can either countries checking, ping checking and ban the leavers into the list so the next time he joined, you will kicked his ass in your game.

Today I played 2 games and 5 people are in my ban list. Kewl~ I'm kind of like a Moderator myself. Hehe..

Download the WC3Banlist here.

To see the guide, visit here.