OMG I Was Chatting with Phoenix_Remind

Man, believe it or not, I chatted with Phoenix_Remind, a Korean Pro-Gamer of Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. I looked into my Kalimdor's ID friends list and I saw him so decided to chat with him. At first, I thought he was going to ignore a stranger like me but he didn't! That's made me like him much. He's humble and tried to answer all the questions I've asked while he was in a PRIVATE GAME. Damn me, I chatted with him in not a suitable time. Haizzzz...

Well, here's his Ladder Profile.

His phucking records are far more better than mine. 1000 times better though. = =" I'm just his shit! Sigh~


1. Conversations between Phoenix_Remind and I, click the picture to enlarge.

In case you can't read clearly from the picture, I'll write them down here.

Boomstick: yo remind...how r u doing in clan SK?
Phoenix_Remind: very well thanks
Boomstick: well, i got a stupid question to ask
Boomstick: how long u play per day?
Phoenix_Remind: 5 hours
Boomstick: hmmm~..good...im not good in warcraft = ="
Boomstick: any suggestion to improve my micro and macro?
Boomstick: is APM really important?
Phoenix_Remind: mass ladder watch replay a lot think a lot
Boomstick: hmmm~...okay...anyway thanks for ur suggestion
Boomstick: i thought u r going to ignore ur fans
Boomstick: im a big fan of yours
Boomstick: but im not a NE player..pity

Conversation ended.

I speak a lot of nonsense...sigh. Next time I need to prepare a lot of questions 1st before chatting with him. I have a lot of questions though...but the moment I chatted with him, I forgot what are the questions. Damn! And I think that he might felt that I'm phucking annoying...haha.

It's my honor to chat with him though he replied only 3 messages to me. haha. So, to improve your phucking micro and macro skills, you have to mass ladder, watch replays a lot and think a lot.

Last Day as a Cashier

Finally, it's time to say GG to Old Town. No, the boss didn't fire me. I quit the job myself as I was told by my friend that Exam is coming soon, so I decided to quit the job as soon as possible.

Nothing special today, just like usual. Some customers diao, some not.

Tomorrow have to attend Economics revision class though. This time I want to get higher marks so that I can boost up my CGPA. Holy craps to the previous exam that I've done very badly. Hopefully, this time I may get a better results.

Tired. Ciao~

This Time You Can't Escape

Remember there's an old lady owing me RM11.66 that she forgot to pay the bill and ran away.

Today, I saw her once again. I don't know if she forgot to pay or purposely don't want to pay the bill. She did that today again. The moment I saw her coming to the cafe, without hesitation, I asked my colleague to notice her for me. She keep asking for a lot of stuff, like giving her chilly, pour a little bit more water to the coffee because it's too sweet. My god, so many macam-macam punya.

Okay...when she finished eating...it's time for her to "escape", but colleague saw her and asked me to come out quickly to stop her. YES! Finally, she couldn't escape from me! I used very bad tone to talk to her saying that "YOU FORGOT TO PAY!" Cao cibai, you think I'm a new cashier there, you want to bully me is it? Let you bully the 1st time is enough for me, no 2nd time dude. I don't care what age you are. 90 years old lady I also DIAO you, only if you do it on purpose of course! Phuck off!

Lucky for me for not paying any extra money. Kaka...ok la....tired. Ciao~

Hoooraaaaay

It's nice to see the boss being helpless. Yeah, I was late and she got no one to help her out. She was in a really bad tempered, I can see that from her face. Well, she wanted to scold me rather she used another way to tell me that I was late. Scold ma scold lar...used nice tone to tell me that I was late for what? Being sarcastic? Chill~ I don't mind you scolded me, I was happy enough to see you helplessly.

You know what...she told me I late made her "kelam-kabut". Hahahahahahaha...the moment I heard that...man~ I felt great! When you were around with me, you can see her kelam-kabut face. It's like as if she didn't know what she was doing. Customer ordering foods and she kept keyed in the wrong foods' code number. She's a cashier for replacing my place because I was late which means she had to be a cashier and waiter. In short, 2 in 1. Haha..now you should know our cashier's difficulties. Earlier, I've told you, you should employ more workers and cashier should be in cashier position instead of doing 2 jobs in a time. You deserved it! Is it when a woman reaching some age will become stingy person? I don't know though. Haha! Don't care about that much, what I'm feeling now is that the boss deserved what she deserved! Thumbs up to you, my boss!

Besides that, I've bought another new Razer Product. Razer eXactMat - we call it mouse pad. Hey brother, if you read this post, don't ask me to buy you a mouse ah. :P Haha...


1. The cover of Razer eXactMat.


2. My Razer Copperhead with my newly bought Razer eXactMat.

Razer eXactMat Features:
- eXactMat, the mousing surface designed for precise movements.
- Two-sided, longer-lasting anodized aluminium mousing surfaces.
- SPEED side for high-sensitivity gamers.
- CONTROL side for low-sensitivity gamers.
- Over-sized and uniquely-shaped, 10.4" x 13" x0.1" (256 x 330 x 2.5 mm).
- Jet-black with Razer green logo.
- Non-slip, anti-reflective, abrasion resistant hard coat.
- Specifically designed to support ALL opto-mechanical and optical mice.
- Custom ergo wrist rest with memory conformance.

Chill~...next target Razer's Keyboard! Quite expensive though. RM312 = ="". After working, I think I have enough money to buy. Hehe.. ^^

Direct Selling?

It's very common to hear direct selling these days. So, I cut short the damn definition.

8 days after working at Old Town, I decided to use some kind of direct selling strategies to make my boss's business getting worst. But how? Yeah, through direct selling style. As you all know, direct selling is like you are giving a free advertisement to your sponsorship right? To make you more clearer, I'll ask you a simple question. If you are sick(serious sickness of course), which country will you choose to have your operation, United States or India? Normally, we would have chosen United States right? Man..don't lie to me saying that India! United States is using some kind of like a direct selling style to advertise about their technologies but in fact, India has the best doctors. Our mind have been set that U.S has a better technology, that's why we choose U.S hospital.

So now, what I want to do is using direct selling style to make my boss's coffee shop losing reputations and monthly income(maybe not much, but some will be fine). How am I going to do? Well, simple, I'll just giving out a bad bad service like...

- slow motion - walk slow, count the money slow, etc.
- don't clean my cloth for days - maybe will come out the "smell" from my sweat. Well, first impression is important though.

Okay, something like that. Then the customer dulan of the services and will tell another one about the bad service in this coffee shop. Slowly....they telling more and more people. In Chinese, we call it 一传十，十传百. It's just a beginning, maybe it won't have much effects for the 1st few months. Perhaps...6 months? Depends on the "free advertisement" from the customers.

Really fed up with the boss already. Sien~ I don't mean the coffee shop is not good, the foods and drinks there are nice just the boss is really pissing me off! The way she manage the coffee shop is like employees abuse. Save cost, save cost....save lan ah? I tell you, if you still continue your phucking attitude like that, your coffee shop will bankrupt one day.

Phuck! _|_

Customers vs Waiters

Yes, it's true that "Customer is always right", but for a waiter like me, "customer is not always right".

Today, a customer who sat on table no.43, you phucking moron! Okay, it's our fault to have bad service(slow to get you the foods you ordered), but in the end, the food was still in front of your face and you ate it. And you phucking cibai brain damage or never drink your mom's milk is it to not pay the foods money? Saying that...the foods too slow to come and you not going to pay the money for it. Macibai...if you don't want to pay....PLEASE VOMIT THE FOOD IN FRONT OF ME(not on me of course you phucking idiot)!!!! I don't care how you want to vomit, as long you vomit those food back to me, you are free to go. Dare not to pay lah! Kanineh! Look at your face, I already know you have reached 40+ years old. So old liao, still wanna act HIONG is it? Old liao go and eat the remaining foods behind the kitchen's dustbin la...since you want to save the money! Let your phucking child to eat what I ate today, yes, I can't finished the food today, so I threw it on the dustbin. Let him have my "food". Go ahead, I don't mind. It's FREE of CHARGE. Go!

Supposedly, if you have eaten the food, you have to pay, only without paying the SERVICE CHARGE! It's our fault for not giving the best services to the customer. If you don't want to pay, don't eat it. Be an educated person, don't act like a retarded person in front of me. You're just fooling yourself and you look dumb, yes I mean you la cibai not paying the food money! Luckily the tauke nio cancel the food, otherwise..I'm going to pay that shit for you with my own phucking money! And that time, I don't know what I am going to do after my working hours. Wearing the Old Town uniform, I can't do anything but after taking off my uniform, we have the same rank and you are going to be dead! I'm going to ask you to double pay to me!

Some customers are very nice, they know we are just working under the boss, so they won't make you uncomfortable. They know if they don't want to pay the money, the cashier should pay the money for them. Thumbs up to you, an Indian customer. You have my support.

In conclusion, customer is not always right in waiters' eyes. Don't fool the waiter and make them difficult or you will be...I don't know...ha! Ciao~

Full of Anger

I'm really tired of the stingy and brainless boss. Today...I have to pay for the phucking customer bill because she forgot to pay. It's RM11.66 wei...almost my 3 hours salary! Damn it!

I dulan and discussed about this problem to my boss. I asked her to change the system, cashier should stands in cashier position instead of cashier + waiter. In chinese we called it "1 heart cannot 2 use" - 一心不能二用. How come a cashier become a waiter and waiter become a cashier? Use your brain la boss. Tell me, how am I suppose to "alert" for so many things around me in 1 time? I have to notice the coming customers, the money(in case stolen), wipe the table, sweep the floor, put the plates in the kitchen. When I'm in the kitchen, how am I going to notice if the customers running away without paying the bill? Is that my responsibility to pay the money for him? Old Town is your company, not my company. I'm not suppose to pay the money for you. I pay only if I change the money to the customers wrongly, and that's my responsibility. For example, if blackout occurs during the night, you can't run your business well, and customers just run off without paying. Is that my responsibility to pay their bills for you? Hell no...you should claim the money from the government or the authorities who is in charge of blackout (for example SESCO) instead of me. Old Town is not my company, how come I pay the bills for them? This is not my problem, this is your problem - you suay. I'll check up for workers' rights before telling you all about this.

Tomorrow, I'll discuss about this to the boss. Hmph! Beh song liao! If salary remain the same or still don't want to change the phucking systems, I'm going to resign. Ciao~